InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ores Mined:	7843	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

New Minecraft Servers

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MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ores Mined:	2422
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	992

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ores Mined:	6758	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Towns Built:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Animals Bred:	80	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	1797	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchantments Applied:	225	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ores Mined:	738	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	7970
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	519

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live