InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

ChargedMinecraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8174
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

This is a normal fun2play server, we got pvp, factions and minigames!

Mc.ChargedMinecraft.Com:25569

a1craft.com

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Hi, We have the following servers on our network. Creative , Prison , Avatar Bending SkyBlock, SkyGrid, SkyWars KitPVP, Duels, MiniGames Factions, Towny, Vanilla

Friendly staff and great community..

a1craft.com

Akardoo

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

– What plugins do you have? *We currently have 49 Plugins (which are very few) and we basically consist of Jobs, Iconomy, ChestShops, Multi Verse (Multimundos), plotme, Disguise (For VIPs and admins), factions, Mob arena and mob captcher. -What benefits do I get when I donate? * akardoo.buycraft.com -Page the forum? * foro.akardoo.com – Server location * Roboiux France (US) IP’s: mc.akardoo.com (The main one I recorded on) Hg1.akardoo.com Hg2.akardoo.com

mc.akardoo.com

XOKingdoms

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6881	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Medieval RPG * Survival * Creative * PVP * Mini Games * IP: play.xokingdoms.com

Come join our fun and award-winning Community to embark on a journey of untold riches and power (or you can just play to survive in the wilderness)! You must start your new life in these medieval lands and choose to either live in a Kingdom and rank up to Glory, or live the Freeman Life on your own as a Mercenary or Outlaw! We are known for our EQUAL girl to boy player ratio. Deposit your money into our famous World Bank and watch your Savings Account grow! Monthly contests and wars! Get both in-game and REAL LIFE prizes!

There are two Kingdoms in the land from which to choose that occasionally battle each other in a War to claim new land and prizes. You may stay behind and help your Kingdom progress, or join the King’s Army and help win fortune!

If you pledge your loyalty to a King, you can work your way up the ranks to someday be a Knight – or even become a Lord who rules over other players! If not… Just live on your own or with friends!

What side will you choose?

play.xokingdoms.com

Papocraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	2533	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Secret Passages Found:	7

Papocraft, minecraft survival server community. Place where you can live the Minecraft multiplayer experience in a survival state.

Find out everything in our discord. https://discord.gg/FbQSqu9

papocraft.com

Matrix Vanilla Server

Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magic Items Found:	7403
Animals Bred:	168	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Votes:	8165	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Matrix is a Pure Vanilla Server, We are about getting back to the roots of what Vanilla is meant to be, so don’t come expecting any of those /sethome /home /tpa etc as even though they’re available in Vanilla, we feel it takes away from how Vanilla was intended.

The map is restricted in size of building space to 50k in every direction, with space past that allotted for Custom trade Villagers, Games and much much more.

All of the fancy little tricks and commands we do have are all run via command blocks and have been thoroughly tested to work optimally in 1.15

revenant.aushost.gg:26280

MilfsMakers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome To MilfsMakers,

This is a English Pvp Survival server with minigames, Just have fun Follow the rules and be the man on the Pvp line.

i see you soon on the Pvp line

Goodluck

188.165.220.130:25605

Pixel Masters

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Farms Harvested:	326
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1607	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

A no-death, buildable, survival pixelmon server! Requires pixelmon 2.5.2 and minecraft 1.6.4! We have gym leaders, drop parties, and all kinds of other fun features! Join now! IP: pixelmasters.org

pixelmasters.org

MadInCRAFT

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5637
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

The Survival world is 100% survival! No teleportation. Many gameplay plugins have been added to make the gaming experience more enjoyable and are therefore often transparent to the player. NPCs are accessible in some cases. PVP is allowed, but in moderation Livemap: http://map.minecraft.kerv.org Statistics: http://stats.minecraft.kerv.org Serveur teamspeak3 dedie: ts3server://ts.kerv.org

jouer.madincraft.fr

Mystian Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Hello and welcome to The Mystian Network! We are a variety server, with a Spawn server, Towny server, Factions server, and Airwars server. What is airwars? The INCREDIBLE custom mini-game exclusively on our server! Battle the enemy ship with cannons and hand-on-hand combat. Empire Wars ensures an experience like no other server. Variety server truly describes us! Come and explore the amazing Empire Wars.

play.mystiannetwork.com

Starcraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Animals Bred:	116
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

This is the Starcraft server we have 30 slots and are growing every day. our server is a factions based server but we have mcmmo and over plugins that you can interact with.we will have some mini games coming soon.

Owners: toxiccoke,FlamingFaggot8,Trakterboy16,MrEnderpig

We hope to see you on the server!!

198.20.126.195

Sliwco Server

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mines Excavated:	1835	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

A bukkit modded server, with SMP, mini-games and much more! We allow for players to have a survival experience, yet also play mini-games with a separate inventory so they do not risk loosing any items, currently supporting mini-games such as paintball, all which is custom coded JUST for this server!

game.sliw.co

PixelmonCraft

FTB, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	5974
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

PixelmonCraft.com Pixelmon Reforged Server

Are you a fan of Minecraft? Are you a fan of Pokemon? Then you are in the right place! Pixelmoncraft combines the two and on our player friendly server you can catch pokemon, compete with friends, find boss pokemon to conquer, challenge gym leaders and earn badges, train and improve your pokemon, buy and sell items in our online auction, trade pokemon with each other and explore our Pixelmon Servers.

Visit our website on Pixelmoncraft.com

pixelmoncraft.com

Darkserver

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5368
Void Armor Forged:	22	Villages Defended:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Creative Server

78.143.2.90

Sombrero Tekkit

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

tekkit.sombrerocraft.com