InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Buildings Constructed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2433
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	4397

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2385
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	124	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Star Shards Collected:	227
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9467
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	138
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Alien Abductions:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1145	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Villages Defended:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	281	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Animals Bred:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org