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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3632 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 97 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.
also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.