InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	New Chunks Explored:	868234
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Outsidercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

If youre looking for a server with a closely knitted player base look no further. Where the staff is plentiful, kind and always rushing to the aid of the nearest player in a pinch.

Where player loyalty is rewarded with utmost prestige, Where the owners and staff of the server are always Offering a safe haven for members of the LGBT community where pronouns and identities alike will be respected. Where being yourself and who you are is encouraged!

Outsider has minimal plugins with semi-vanilla teleport twist. 24/7 staff and community support via teamspeak open to the public.

The Outsider-Craft Community is a place where nothing is pay to win, and we are constantly adding things that doesnt change the game but still gives you some free perks and rank ups on the server!

There Is even Grief-Prevention in order to allow you to Claim your builds and keep yourself from being Griefed and Raided, and if you ever do get Griefed Just ask an Admin to rollback and ban the player who did it.

Dont bother searching through hundreds of servers, Stop and Make Outsider your home.

play.outsidercraft.us

MinecraftTurkGamers

Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6044	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

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dustmc.de

Obsidian Prison

Creative, Roleplay, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Welcome to ObsidianPrison! On our server we have: Factions PlotMe! 400 slots! Parkours Pvp arenas Drop parties! and so much more!

If you have any questions, our website is here: http://www.minecraftserversxr.com Want to be apart of the community and give us some ideas for the server? Go on the forum and suggest whatever you want! Come check out the server at http://www.minecraftserversxr.com

mc.obsidianprison.com

Great Light Desert

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Animals Bred:	181
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Play at GLD and you’ll be engulfed in an entirely new experience! Our survival server features challenges that you will find to be very testing. Use your wits to survive and thrive!

play.gld.bz

Anvilon

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Anvilon is a small friendly bukkit/spigot server with players spread across the globe including: USA, Australia, New Zealand and UK. We strive to have a good staff as well as an excellent community. The griefing and raiding of other players builds is strictly prohibited. Staff members are there to enforce the rules. Do not break the rules. PvP is allowed, however please be courteous of other players. Some of the plugins installed are: Essentials, Vault, McMMO, Factions, CoreProtect and Multiverse. Please come build with us and have fun.

mc.anvilon.net

GalaxyCraft

Economy, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	5907
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

It is in version 1.5.2 and supports pirated and original mine It currently has: Mina Lapis Mina pvp Plot me SuperPVP (Like a minigame, that we created ourselves, that encourages a lot of pvp on the server, /superpvp) Or soup/soup SkyWars Clans 300 slots Vips Epic and original constructions! Soon we will add a lot more things… (You could also help us with what else we could put on the server)

Ip: mcgalaxycraft.net

mcgalaxycraft.net

DarkCloud Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Crops Grown:	8765	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

DarkCloud Factions, factions server done right!

Factions Mcmmo Obsidianbreaker (10 hits/5 regen per 10 minutes) Economy PvP Raiding Worldborder

All this and more on DarkCloud Factions!

198.50.234.55

Hyrealm

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	130	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

[Towny] [Survival Games] [Mini Games] [KitPvP] [OP Prison] [Creative] [SMP] [Mob Arena] [Build Battle] [Lag Free] [Quests/RPG]

Come check out our freshly started Minecraft Network, providing nothing but High Quality and Lag Free content for your enjoyment!

play.hyrealm.net

Mc.Clubcs.Ro

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

With an age of almost 5 years behind, the MC.Clubcs.Ro server team aims to satisfy the wishes of Romanian players in terms of quality gaming.

The server is hosted on a new hosting platform with up-to-date updates. We have our own dedicated servers and this helps us to offer players an uptime of almost 99%, not depending on the classic limitations of hosting companies. The Global network bandwidth of 1 Gb/s will offer Romanian and foreign players a Ping as low as possible and a *Smooth* gaming experience.

If I made you a little curious, I invite you to join our community!

Mc.Clubcs.Ro

IslandCraft Build Community

Creative

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

We are a community of people who share a common goal to make realistic things in minecraft! We are kind of small, but we all love being on the server and building together. We’re looking to expand and meet new people, so if you are a good builder, or just want to hang out with people, come by and check us out! We have a website that’s run by our head administrator and there’s also a YouTube video that comes out every week to share the progress of the server! If you want a fun group of people, don’t hesitate to come check us out! We also have a plot world in order to see peoples’ building skills or people may also use the plot world purely for fun!

IslandCraft.dvpsmc.net

Nuclear District Survival

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5827
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Here we are again, the once known Chaotic United rebranded as Nuclear District is launching an old-school Survival Server! We are bringing back what once was the unique Chaotic United experience, the classic beta 1.7 feel but in the latest version. What does this mean: No overload of plugins, basic ranks, lots of fun with friends and randommers. That is what made us stand out for Minecraft players. Interested? I knew it! Visit our Website and Forums http://www.nucleardistrict.net/ Hope to see you soon! Greetings from the Admin team

mc.nucleardistrict.net

Vanilla-Games

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	1754	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ores Mined:	2448	Dimension Hops:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Vanilla Games is a minigame server made in vanilla minecraft. If you don’t know what vanilla minecraft is, it’s a server without any plugins. If you type “/plugins” or just “/pl” it will say that the command doesn’t exist. Now that we’ve got that out of the way what minigames does the server have? It has Block Hunt, regular Hide’n’Seek, Survival Games, Prison, One in the Chamber, Plants VS Zombies, Trouble in Terrorist Town, Capture the Flag, KitPvP, The Floor is Lava, Rainbow Run (TNTrun), Creative and many more! We Hope that you will like the server and maybe vote even though there is no votifier since it is vanilla minecraft.

vanillagames.swifthosting.dk

AgeOfPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

We have awesome custom features you wont find anywhere else – Rading TNTs – Custom world generator – Custom enchantments – Arena Duel – PvP Leaderboard

We aim to create a PvP experience you will never forget.

play.ageofpvp.net

TitanGaming

Economy, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mines Excavated:	1299	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

A semi-op Towny economy survival server with alot of stuff to do such as mob arena, pvp, shops and more! You can join on 1.8 or 1.7 for the reason that some people can run 1.8 without lag issues. I hope to see alot of people on the server. Thank you for choosing titan gaming and we hope you enjoy the server!

-TitanGaming staff

titangaming.mcserver.ws

Chraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5423
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

This server is new, and Im hoping to build a small community. More plugins etc. coming soon! Come join hang out. Please join to play, and not just to ask for admin. Owner: Rufus5

198.154.102.129