InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161

New Minecraft Servers

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

MC Prison

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, Raiding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Why should you join? Mc Prison is one of the best Prison servers where we take all suggestions and output it in the best Minecraft Prison Server Experience! You can do anything on it! Build, Mine, PVP, and more! IP: Mc-Prison.com

Some things we do/have: Custom Plugins Weekly Free For All’s DropParties/MineParties A-Z Ranking (Warp For Each Ranks) Great Donation Perks Plots for everyone Player Shops at Plots Best Hit Detection for PVP Well Managed Economy Great Community and Finally the Great Professional feel for a server!

mc-prison.com

Mcadventuretime Galaktik Skyblock

Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	6598	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Hello friends, our server has 32 GB RAM, 256 SSD Turbo processor, 300 people. Registering on the site for 4 years or automatically receiving VIP status from the site in the game version of the server [1.8.X]-[1.12.X] We are waiting for everyone. Have a nice game…

Create Your Island and Be the Strongest!!!

ip play.mcadventuretime.com

Site:: www.MCadventuretime.com

play.mcadventuretime.com

bedwars.network

Bedwars, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

“bedwars.network – The Bedwars network for Minecraft 1.9 – 1.12” offers you Bedwars gaming fun at a high level with brand new and tailor-made maps.

Stop by today and try it out – you will be convinced. And don’t forget to tell your friends about it, because more players mean higher levels and more fun!

bedwars.network

Morphs FreeForAll

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
New Chunks Explored:	169320	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Two PVP arenas with more to come!

Now with minecart track from Spawn to the Port and seriously risky parkour to the cloud castle!

Free for all server, but behave respectfully or you will be banned. No abusive/bad/bullying language or behaviour please.

Everything is logged and monitored, but make sure you have fun!

We’re looking for good and friendly builders to help build the world into something fantastic!

luca.me.uk

Pixelmon Adventures

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	154	Mines Excavated:	4666
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

We are a new pixelmon server, that has a lot to offer. We hope to build the best community on in the whole minecraft world. We run version 1.7.10 and have all the plugins to make the server have the best experience possible.

play.pixelmonadventures.com

ConceitedMC

Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

“One of the best Prison servers you will ever play on!” ConceitedMC is prison based server. You can mine from rank A-Z. Pvp with your friends , and last but not least play as a factions game mode after you reach the free rank!

198.50.254.76

Anubis

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to Anubis, a small Survival server that wont be going away. Rules 1. PvP is allowed, no pvp logging. 2. Greifing is allowed, but not encouraged. 3. No Hacks/cheats . . . * Xray 4. Dont be an A**hole.

We are sticking with Survival gameplay in the future i may create a creative world. I want to keep PVP as an aspect of gameplay as well as raiding. I will not Worldguard bases that have items stored there, this ruins the raiding and pvp aspect. I will not protect any Chests.

104.219.4.252

xPlay

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3644	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

[Swedish only]

xPlay is a small but large Minecraft server in Swedish. The owner named xSimonSiggex on YouTube is very active on his server and records both “Life as an Admin” and “Survival on xPlay”. On the xPlay server you can play KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Plots and soon Minigames!

Hope you have fun!

MvH Simonsigge

MC.xPlayServer.se

OcraftVR

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Hello and Happy Halloween to all. I have so much to tell and so little time. Lets start off with we now support what i like to call TCP (True Cross Play). With this players from bedrock can now join us on java so if you are on Android, IOS, Windows/Xbox and Nintendo Switch you can now join us how ever players on switch/Xbox needs a work around by changing the DNS in the internet setting please goto Youtube to search for that other platforms is the basic way by just adding the server in the server list we have a whole new server called PandorasBox this server contains things like skyblock, caveblock, acid islands etc. Have fun and enjoy.

ocvr.servegame.com

ChaosKeller Minigame Netzwerk

Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

ChaosKeller is a new minigame server network with the goal to offer as many different mini-games as possible and thus keep the gaming fun high. The network is currently still in the development/beta phase. But joining is possible at any time.

chaoskeller.at

MLG Fortress

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

We’re currently re-envisioning our server – Apply here if you’d like to take part in recreating this server! http://robomwm.com/mlgapply

MLG.robomwm.com

Casual Craft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

24/7 survival server, just join to have fun 🙂

Factions, Have fun with your friends. Just starting there is 42 slots please join 🙂

198.27.125.45

Imperium Populi

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Server Discord : https://discord.gg/MSX5R5h

Special Features : Towny Economy Survival A main world that won’t reset A separate resource world that will Custom plugins in-game rank ups Jobs Custom world A friendly community

Imperium Populi Towny is a 1.20+ server that allows you to join on any version you would like to play on. The server has jobs with job perks when you get to a certain rank, a Towny-based claiming system, crates, server events, and a wonderful community to go alongside the server while we continue our journey to grow our server and make it an overall fun time for the new players that join.

mc.imperiumpopuli.net

YEAHWH.AT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Apply: http://apply.yeahwh.at/apply (make sure you read /rules)

The YEAHWHAT?! server is a small creative and survival minecraft community.

The server runs the fantastic Spigot server wrapper which includes many plugins used for land ownership, economy, and anti-grief, as well as new commands and features.

We also have a Nations Roleplay, in which countries trade with eachother, fund constructions, and compete against eachother on the survival world. This is voluntary and not required. Gameplay wise, the server includes 4 main worlds: a survival economy world, a creative freebuild and plot lands, a world dedicated for Mobarenas and a Nations RP in the old survival world, where you can join or create a country!

We also run a forum at http://forums.yeahwh.at/

Our team of active staff members is regularly in-game to assist you.

yeahwh.at

SmessieCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

ACTIVE AND HELPFUL MINECRAFT SERVER! ~ 1.9 tem 1.15 ~ = SURVIVAL = FACTIONS = CREATIVE = SKYBLOCK = MINIGAMES ~ Join via PLAY.SMESSIECRAFT.COM of PLAY.FACTIONS.BE

SmessieCraft is a cosy Minecraft network with both Dutch as English messages sent by the server. You can choose your language by using the command /language on our network.

Join now and discover the kind community behind this network! IP: Play.SmessieCraft.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmessieCraft Facebook: https:/bfb.com/SmessieCraft Discord: https://Discord.SmessieCraft.com

play.SmessieCraft.com