InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	217
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Towns Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crops Grown:	3296	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Book Of Ventura

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StoryAdventure

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Emeralds Found:	9266
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crops Grown:	4538	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AzCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel. We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MCPlayNetwork

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7792	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HowlMC

Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JNJ Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Some

Creative

Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Meteorites Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9137	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.