InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Void Gems Collected:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6717	Void Gems Collected:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mines Excavated:	4789	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9253	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7310	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	222	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.