InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Emeralds Found:	3036
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4823	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1283	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Towns Built:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
New Chunks Explored:	466177	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	9599
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1744	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3948	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	2321	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4333

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	507184
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3885
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!