InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	518414	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	281	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Crops Grown:	4658
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crops Grown:	2924	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	8997
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	198803

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	725999	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	292	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.