InsultCraft – Says What?!

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u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	4029
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	7838	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Potions Brewed:	80
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3518

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ores Mined:	2295
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1617
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	6186	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.