Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Clown Based Minecraft Server

    Clown Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

    We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

    So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Villages Defended: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • JobBlock Minecraft Server

    JobBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

    DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

    imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

    as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

    so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 138
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarfare

    CraftyUkrainianWarfare
    LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

    Blocky Problems Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Crops Grown: 6464

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBae Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8473 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 220 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mines Excavated: 4500

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece
    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Hatewatchers United

    Hatewatchers United
    Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mines Excavated: 2584 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Crops Grown: 9826 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Astral Projections Made: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Potions Brewed: 69
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

    Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3387 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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