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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8527 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
So, picture this: you’re just chilling on our Minecraft server, building your epic castle, when suddenly you spot your girlfriend’s character on the shoulders of another player. And not just any player, but a notorious home wrecker who has a history of causing drama in the virtual world. His pixelated hands are creeping up her pixelated legs, and you’re like, “Wait, what is happening here?!” You try to talk to her about it, but she goes all berserk and accuses you of being a control freak in the Minecraft universe. Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, dear player! Join our server and escape the real-life craziness with some good old Minecraft fun. Build, explore, and make new friends who won’t cause virtual relationship drama. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find someone who appreciates your epic castle-building skills and doesn’t climb on other players’ shoulders without permission. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!
