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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5316 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about your in-laws crashing in and taking over your bed. Our server is a safe space where you can rest easy knowing that your virtual sheets are always clean and your marital bed is off-limits to meddling relatives.
We promise that no one will ever overstep your boundaries like your MIL and SIL did in real life. And if they try, we have a special “kick out the in-laws” feature that will send them packing faster than you can say “minecraft drama.”
So come join us and let’s build a world where you can relax and unwind without any unwanted guests in your virtual bedroom. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family drama!