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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7946 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 551 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – especially when it comes to your virtual bedroom!
Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about your in-laws crashing in and taking over your bed. Our server is a safe space where you can rest easy knowing that your virtual sheets are always clean and your marital bed is off-limits to meddling relatives.
We promise that no one will ever overstep your boundaries like your MIL and SIL did in real life. And if they try, we have a special “kick out the in-laws” feature that will send them packing faster than you can say “minecraft drama.”
So come join us and let’s build a world where you can relax and unwind without any unwanted guests in your virtual bedroom. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life family drama!
