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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9122 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3606 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with last-minute cancellations, unprofessional behavior, and passive-aggressive Instagram stories. You never know what to expect next – maybe the server owner will forget your request, change the appointment time, or even claim to have health issues just to avoid you!
But hey, who needs professionalism when you can have a good ol’ time dealing with unnecessary drama? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself – it’s like a bad tattoo appointment, but in Minecraft form!