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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5408 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8355 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
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