Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /mia/ Monday – Moretti Madness Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz – because who wouldn’t want to do that? Plus, our server has a special Snoot Game OST playlist that will have you grooving while you mine and build.

    But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mines Excavated: 3469
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

    BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!

    So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Emeralds Found: 5788
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyInheritance

    CraftyInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

    Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Farms Harvested: 158 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP

    TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

    We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

    So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Crops Grown: 3733 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CreeperCameClose

    CreeperCameClose
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

    Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

    StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

    We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

    Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

    Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness
    hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

    imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 New Chunks Explored: 209945

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Fabled Horizons

    Fabled Horizons

    We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 222 Zombie Dances: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 437 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Mines Excavated: 1724
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Towns Built: 8 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Ores Mined: 2154 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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