| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 974 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1602 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1812 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1499 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 95 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1812 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5118 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 119 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2868 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8477 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2291 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Star Shards Collected: | 260 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 267 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 2274 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 6821 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 541 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3255 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 148 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1063 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 106 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6157 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4985 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6659 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5927 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 7402 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7334 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8797 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 1643 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
