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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2315 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 110 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you dad jokes before exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking out dubstep beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let’s fucking go!