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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1585 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
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