Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	1963
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	New Chunks Explored:	354668
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Enchantments Applied:	208	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	158
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	60	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3088	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	100	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.