Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

alienation, Cinema, cult classics, dark humor, films, incel, incel community, incel culture, Kino, Loneliness, Lonely Men, mandatory incel Kinos, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood characters, movies, must watch, outcast movies, outsider perspective, recommended, smp, social outcasts, societal rejection, tragic comedy

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3942
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	1139	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
New Chunks Explored:	100713	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	3801

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.