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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2976 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9877 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!