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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1398 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!