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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3603 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6985 |
Enchantments Applied: | 104 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 328 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!