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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3928 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!