Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

    CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword
    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

    Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

    Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • LoudCarGriefersCraft

    LoudCarGriefersCraft
    Are you tired of hearing those obnoxiously loud vehicles roaring by your house at all hours of the day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles from existence! No more revving engines or screeching tires to ruin your peaceful gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as these groovy llamas bust out their best moves on the dance floor, all while wearing stylish sunglasses and top hats.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they make a mean omelette for breakfast.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most llama-tastic gaming experience of your life! Join now and say goodbye to loud vehicles forever!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SaiedCraft2023

    SaiedCraft2023
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we vote for the best block and the losers get thrown in jail! saied is our fearless leader who always wins because he can build the best dirt houses! join us for some crazy fun and maybe you’ll get re-elected as the top builder in tunisia!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters

    Gaslighting Gurus: Blame Shifters
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, insane challenges, and mind-boggling puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the electric slide with a skeleton.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. And remember, the people who accuse others of gaslighting tend to be the ones who are gaslighting them. But don’t worry, our llamas have got your back. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

    KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure
    LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

    SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

    WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

    JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

    SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

    DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

    Modern Anarchy: Where chaos reigns and creepers are the real rulers!

    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

    Server IP modern-anarchy.org

    Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

    • Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

    Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

    • Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
    • Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

    • Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
    • Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Shape the Future with Direct Input:

    • Join our Discord and engage with the community.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MonMon Minecraft Server

    MonMon Minecraft Server
    Are you ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! We’ve got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw tea parties. Rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a llama into battle and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, word on the street is that a second pregnancy is imminent on the server – who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans that will bring! So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • AG Peach Minecraft SMP

    AG Peach Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

    2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

    3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

    4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

    5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

    Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed
    Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

    Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

    So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

    GF vs Charity – Who Wins?
    Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 9195
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

    StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!
    Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PerfektionCraft

    PerfektionCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

    EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server
    lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Crops Grown: 6052
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PentaCraft Defense Summit

    PentaCraft Defense Summit
    OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Dimension Hops: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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