IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crops Grown:	7353	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	124	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9093

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	4641	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	617167

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	4390	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Star Shards Collected:	274	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	7565

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.