IdiotCraft SMP

DATING, dumb, EMBARRASSING, experiences, Foolish, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, regret, relationship advice, relationships, Significant Other, smp, stupidity

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP where the players are so dumb, you’ll constantly be questioning your life choices. From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One time, a player thought they could tame a creeper by feeding it cookies. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their house. Another player tried to swim in lava because they thought it was a hot tub. Spoiler alert: it was not a hot tub.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can laugh until you cry and witness some truly epic fails, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	1895	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	9223

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4843	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	4509	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mines Excavated:	2170	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2628	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.