IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

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So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	6866
Dimension Hops:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Emeralds Found:	485	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8932
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Emeralds Found:	3659
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Runes Activated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9955
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	119

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Towns Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.