> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	604	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	4025

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	279
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9843	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2104	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8982	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	9136
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	510
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Dragon Eggs Found:	2843

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	778

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Zombie Dances:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mines Excavated:	3053
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.