> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Items Found:	5105
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3960
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4663
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	59
Mines Excavated:	4659	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	8636
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	169	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6090	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2491	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1583

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Emeralds Found:	9495	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	246
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.