> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mines Excavated:	3234
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9774
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	4578	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4072
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9729
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!