> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	87	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Runes Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	3793	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	1849
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Crops Grown:	3522

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	92
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	2957	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	6556	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!