> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Potions Brewed:	118
Mines Excavated:	3968	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	1168	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	5779	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	3216

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	100

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!