> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	6972
Dragon Eggs Found:	1986	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	1490

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7215
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	243
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	94	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6230	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!