> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	125	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crops Grown:	6130
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	543	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magic Items Found:	1651	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Falling into the Void:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	5179
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.