> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1660
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	7643	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6720	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9883	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	73
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	7690	Mines Excavated:	4285
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Animals Bred:	41	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1006

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.