I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Animals Bred:	173
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Crops Grown:	2378
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	13

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	1042
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	1350

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Items Found:	3213
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Falling into the Void:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1522
Ores Mined:	2873	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Votes:	8185	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Potions Brewed:	155

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	3403	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

play.dreamers.fun