I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Farms Harvested:	114
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

New Minecraft Servers

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Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

realmportalmc.xyz

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9434
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

play.terratalesrp.com

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

warlock-mc.com

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4959
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mines Excavated:	2270	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	10

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

jogar.redegalaxy.xyz:25868

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mines Excavated:	4966
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

play.aetheriuscraft.com

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	58	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

play.minecraft-infected.com

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

play.apocgaming.org

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

play.zeacraft.net

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

15.jpn.gg:4346

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

anarchymc.go.ro

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	89
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

play.thundercraft.xyz

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	4744
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

pixelmon-au.com

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mines Excavated:	2371
Void Armor Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

flawlessmc.com

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

play.townysaga.com

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

tca.us.to