Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8285 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
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