Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
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