I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	177
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	251099

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyMind

BlockyMind, critical thinking, deep thoughts, overlooked issues, philosophical musings, questioning society, societal apathy, societal blind spots, societal complacency, societal ignorance, societal indifference, societal norms, unpopular opinions

Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	926791	Holy Grails Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Animals Bred:	156
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5671	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	320	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3768
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Items Found:	6531	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace

Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

2024.., Asia, China, cross border travel, cross-cultural issues, diplomatic tensions, Disappearances, east asia, family concerns, foreign relations, government response, incidents, international incidents, investigation, missing persons, search and rescue, Taiwanese travelers, TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024, travel safety, travel warnings, unresolved cases

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Adventures, BUILD, Clan, Code, Community, donation services, Explore, family, Friends, Ip:, minecraft server, PLAYER+ privilege, PORT, Survival, unique path, Vanilla, Variety, Version

Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Thug Life Minecraft Server

Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation

Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	5001	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3780	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BridalBlunderCraft

body image, BridalBlunderCraft, bride’s instructions, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid duties, bunions, dark colors, dress code, family dynamics, hairstyle, postpartum, self-conscious, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding shoes, wedding stress, wide feet

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	2198
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

after school activities, cafeteria fight, classmates, detention, EMBARRASSING, forbidden love, funny, gossip, high school, HighSchoolIncidentMC, Incident, Memories, prank, Principal, Rumors, scandal, School days, Secrets, smp, suspension, teachers, teenage drama

Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	2531
Dimension Hops:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
New Chunks Explored:	189192	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12