I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

MomCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

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LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

10PM, 5am, bored, Chat, Conversation, Discord, discord chat, insomnia, insomnia support, late night, late night boredom, late night talk, lonely, lonely nights, Minecraft, night owl, NIGHTS, Pst, rippa911, shoot the shit, sleep schedule, smp, throwaway

Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	85
Magic Items Found:	8307	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

One Direction Sound Waves

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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8426	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

“Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

advice, Bonding, Communication, compromise, Conflict, daughter-in-law, emotional connections, family, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, law, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Mother, mother-in-law, Motherhood, motherly love, relationships, Server, son-in-law, Support, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Star Shards Collected:	94	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

aew, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conversation, Differences, Fan, Fandom, Girlfriend, Listening, MARK, Minecraft, perspective, Positive, relationships, Rivalry, smp, Support, tribalism, Understanding, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

alienation, cousins, estate distribution, Estate Planning, Fairness, family assets, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, Financial Planning, future planning, generational wealth, grandchildren, Inheritance, net worth, parents, Siblings, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepDaughterNoWillInheritance, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1798
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	130
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	128	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4754
Magic Items Found:	6564	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CatastrophicCraft

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so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	7239	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	716471	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298