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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Items Found:	2143
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	9331
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	646

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9834
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.