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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	344

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	93
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2170
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	945
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Potions Brewed:	119
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	270
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Astral Projections Made:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.