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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4695	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2054
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9158	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ores Mined:	3919
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.