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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and skills. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by dolphins?

– We have a secret underground base filled with all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe? We’ve got you covered. Need some enchanted armor? We’ve got that too. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie pigmen guards!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was cursed to roam the virtual world forever. Some say they can still hear his ghostly whispers in the darkness, guiding players to hidden treasures and secret passages. Join our server and see if you can communicate with the ghostly presence!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you anger the dolphin overlords, that is).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8220
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crops Grown:	8247
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Potions Brewed:	89
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Farms Harvested:	722	Secret Passages Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3658
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6259	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Animals Bred:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.