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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1006 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
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